Make Sure to Floss
Thursday, April 28th, 2005I’ve seen many strange things in this town, but what I saw this morning topped them all. My morning commute is filled with laughter and cheery goodness by listening to Elliott in the Morning, and by the time I reach the 270 spur I’m in tears with what antics Elliott is talking about or making someone do. Of course, I happen to glance over when passing the Democracy Boulevard exit, and I see this black C4 Chevy Corvette. The car wasn’t the odd thing, but the guy driving was what I thought was odd. He was brushing his teeth!
Now I’ve seen people reading the paper while driving, looking at maps while driving, even women putting on make-up, but brushing your teeth? Come on! My real concern is not the fact he was brushing his teeth, but where do you spit when you’re done? I know I wouldn’t be brushing my teeth in my $45,000 USD car if I had one.
I open my 